I don't care that you're a stoner
I have no particular problem with marijuana. I even tried marijuana once (and decided it was overrated).1
However, I find myself increasingly annoyed with people who vape in public. Look, if you need to get pot into your system, I will not stop you. Take an edible. Or one of those newfangled syrup things. Or vape in the privacy of your own home among consenting adults. I don't really care. But please do not vape next to me. And, especially, please do not exhale your fumes onto me. I did not wrong you, I did nothing to deserve smelling like pot for the new few minutes. This is a cruel and unusual punishment.
It was an interesting experience, but it wasn't pleasurable. It was like my experiences lost any valence at all. Anhedonia is not my idea of a good time.↩