All the Blood Drained from the Young Man's Face
For a while, the Christian apologist Frank Turek would occasionally repost this tweet:
Of course, this is a very serious matter, people throwing away their immortal souls for carnal pleasures and all that. But I’ve gotta say: this tweet is really funny, and people need to parody it more. I’ve got us started but don’t let that stop you from pitching in.
“You’re raising all of these objections because you’re sleeping with your girlfriend. Am I right?”
All the blood flowed to the young man’s face.
Frank was wrong.
He was rejecting God because God gave him Peyroine’s disease.
“You’re raising all of these objections because Jim plays the drums so loud, am I right?”
All the blood drained from the young aspie’s face.
He was caught.
He was rejecting God because he couldn’t stand God’s sound system.
“You’re raising all of these objections because you’re sleeping with your girlfriend. Am I right?”
Both the eyes rolled in the young man’s face.
He was pissed.
“Frank, we’ve been through this. I’m still ace.”
“You’re raising all these objects because you’re masturbating, am I right?”
The blood drained from the young man’s face, and his pace slowed considerably.
He was caught.
He was rejecting God because he didn’t like God’s morality.
“You’re raising all these objections because you’re getting a blood transfusion. Am I right?
The blood drained from the young anemic’s face.
She was caught.
She was rejecting Jehovah because she wanted to stay alive.
“You’re raising all of these objections because you want to keep your foreskin. Am I right?
All the blood drained from the young man’s face.
He was caught.
He was rejecting Allah because he didn’t like Allah’s morality.