Humor > Geological Pickup Lines
"You can be my accretionary wedge.*
"Girl, we should bedrock."
"I just wanna spin your isogyres."
"You're causing some thin - skinned deformation over here."
"You got that perfect directional cleavage."
“Argon - dating won’t work; you’re still super hot.”
"Aw, you're sweet. Just like chalcanthite."
“Please let me lick your rocks.”
"Oh, I'll teach you all about thrust geometry."
"Babe, you got that vitreous luster."
"I'd let you horst my graben."
"I just wanna make you trend and plunge."
“Based on the hardness, you’re cummingtonite.” 1
(the speaker does not know how to identify amphiboles).↩